By Carl McCleary
Twas the Labour Day Classic
And all through the stands
The Tabby Cat morons
Had claws in their hands
The Friends of the Argos
Proudly stood their ground
Then they heard from the men's room
A horrendous sound!
Out ran Mark, wiping sweat from his brow
"I can't believe what these Cretans have gone and done now!
I went for a pee and I saw that "A"
I knew right then, I'd have to save the day
This time these bastards have gone too far
An "A" in the urinal
Our reputation they shan't mar!
He returned from the washroom with the "A" held high
And turned to his friends with a disgusted sigh
"I didn't bring my snorkel but I came with Finn
So without a second thought
I just dove right in"
Although Mark sacrificed himself gladly
Friends and fans behaved quite badly
For not a one would even shake his hand
As he made his way slowly to the nearest beer stand.
